Ain’t That Just Like a Woman – Louis Jordan (1946)

The opening single-note intro on Louis Jordan’s “Ain’t That Just Like a Woman” played by guitarist Carl Hogan is damn near a note-for-note copy of the opening guitar riff on Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode” (1958.)

Besides that …

I think it’s funny that Jordan’s lyrics tell the stories of women in literature/history who have tormented men (Eve, Lot’s wife, Delilah, and Marie Antoinette) and then implies that the Roman Emperor Nero is also, “just like a woman.”

Dig it.

Pop Quiz

1. Who played guitar on Robert Plant’s “Principle of Moments” album?
2. Who played guitar on Edie Brickell & New Bohemians album (including the hit “What I Am”) ” ‘Shooting Rubberbands at the Stars’ ?”

William Rimmer

Evening, Fall of Day 1869-70

Significance?

Lightening or Lightning

What is an atmospheric discharge of electricity accompanied by thunder, which typically occurs during thunderstorms, and sometimes during volcanic eruptions or dust storms? (Thanks wikipedia.)

Your response?

Run it right up the gut

X’s and O’s NFL notes
Another Sunday trade, this time the Steelers sending Super Bowl MVP Santonio Holmes to the Jets for a 5th round pick. Steelers really wanted to get rid of this off-the-field problem to agree to that trade. They got nothing for him.

What’s going to happen with Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger after his meeting with the NFL commissioner?

I’m tired of guys with character problems getting all the attention. Aren’t there any good guys doing good things out there? I’m going to find one and write about him next week.

Ex Libris What am I reading?
Still working on “The Infinity of Lists,” by Umberto Eco.

The Three Witches demonic incantation, an inspiring little number in tetrameter (four accents per line) in Act IV, Scene I of Shakespeare’s Macbeth is pretty specific, as far as a witches’ brew is concerned:

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing …
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg’d i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar’s lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,—

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to make that recipe?

Adult cartoons Seasonal Sport – Hockey
Montreal and Colorado both squeaked into the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Each team earned the eighth and final place in their respective conferences and get the reward of playing the number one seed.

Montreal will play their seven game series against the Washington Capitals.

Colorado will play their best of seven series against the San Jose Sharks.

The playoffs start Wednesday, April 14th.

I won’t say combo platter What did I cook this week?
Julia Child would say, Suprèmes de Volaille à Blanc.

The translator widget on my MacBook Pro says it this way – Le sein du poulet avec de la crème.

I say I made chicken breasts in cream sauce, with green peas, and long grain and wild rice cooked in chicken broth – la zizanie de pois, à grain long et a fait cuire en stock de poulet.

First Down Upcoming Sporting Event – Soccer
World cup 2010 is 2 months away. FIFA, the sport’s governing body, and the South African local organizing committee are pleading with South Africans to buy the remaining 500,000 tickets that have been made available.

The tickets are for 63 matches.

Ticket sales have been hampered by factors ranging from location of the host country — over 15 hours from New York by air, 11 hours from London and eight hours from Sao Paulo, Brazil — to the global economy and its impact on leisure travel.

I think there is a different reason.

“Extremely polarized and violent circumstances presently prevalent in the country.”

Time Out What did one of my 6 kids do this week that I found remarkable?
Boomer played the first two soccer games of his life this weekend.

The first game on Saturday was hilarious. He didn’t have any idea of what he should be doing, but had a great time running around.

He played much better on Sunday, and finally understood what the game expected from him.

Now we just have to get him to stop dancing during breaks in the action.

And to stop acting like Scooby-doo at the start of each of his runs.

Second and Short Cycling
Believe it or not, there are other professional cyclists, not just Lance Armstrong.

One of them, Swiss rider Fabian Cancellara, had a fantastic race in Sunday’s classic, the Paris-Robaix.

In professional cycling, there are five one-day races considered to be, “The Monuments,” because of their iconic status through their long history, and by being some of the most challenging races on the cycling calendar. The five are: Milan-Sanremo and the Tour of Lombardy in Italy, the Tour of Flanders and Liège-Bastogne-Liège in Belgium, and Paris-Robaix in France.

The 259km Paris-Robaix race is known as the “Hell of the North.” Conditions the area were left that way after the first world war, and the riders have to overcome riding on the 27 sections and 52.9km of cobblestones during the race. The cobblestones are big and round, with wide gaps between each one. Riding a bicycle across them is not enjoyable.

Cancellara became the first man in five years to claim both the Tour of Flanders and Paris-Roubaix titles in the same season. He snuck off the front of the race with 50k to go, and then soloed into the velodrome in Paris.

Congratulations to Cancellara for winning his 3rd Monument (along with Milan-Sanremo) with style. I hope he gets the opportunity to win the other two.

OctoEchos What music I’m listening to, why and do I like it? Or just music.
Does anyone reading this like the music of Frank Zappa? I do, and have since I was in high school. I own several FZ albums, and saw him in concert, once at the Saenger Theatre on Canal St. in New Orleans and once at the CU Events Center in Boulder, Co.

I’ve been listening to the 2006 release of songs recorded during his 1972 tour, Imaginary Diseases.

Frank shreds.

Man Coverage Pick One Person
Neil Peart, drummer and lyricist for the rock band, Rush, has been widely considered to be the best rock drummer. The Who’s Keith Moon, and Led Zeppelin’s John Bonham initially influenced his style; later his playing morphed under the tutelage of jazz instructor Freddie Gruber, which in some respects led Peart to produce and play on two Buddy Rich tribute albums. Those familiar with Peart would acknowledge that his kit and percussion accoutrements might be considered as exotic. His playing certainly is.

Peart’s role as lyricist has always intrigued me as much, if not occasionally more, than his drumming. I find his lyrics to be complex and comprehensive in the imagery they create. His influences are literature, fantasy, science fiction, mythology and philosophy, along with personal opinions and experiences. Peart is obviously a well-read man.

As much as I admire Neil Peart as a drummer, I’ve recently discovered via a reference from a high school classmates Facebook page what might be the most gifted drummer on the planet today – Keith Carlock. Do a YouTube search for him and watch a few clips. Pretty technically accomplished, innit? He’s an educator too, so I’d turn all young aspiring drummers on to him, NOW!

Halftime What exercise did I get this week and how it correlates to a future challenge?
Absolutely no exercise for me this week. I got bummed out about the realization that my running days are over. So I sulked around and slept in and ate foods that are bad for me.

Then I pulled my head out, revised by training plan to increase the bike a swim days, and got on with it in earnest again today.

I’m gonna crush the swim and bike portion of my Swim-Bike-Walk Triathlon.

Third and Long Local Teams
No entry in this week’s installment. It’s a slow time of year, and you won’t find Nuggets and Rockies nonsense just to fill space. I’m sorry if you feel cheated.

Scramble What outdoors activity have I been up to this week?
Boomer and I planted seeds for our vegetable garden. We bought a kit to start indoors, then after about three weeks, we’l transfer to a site out in the back. We’ve got tomatoes, lettuce, bell peppers, squash, green beans, cucumbers, radishes, carrots, pumpkins and cilantro.

We’re farmers.

Upon Further Review What sport sucks?
Have I said that golf sucks?

“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.” – Sir Winston Churchill

If you wasted any portion of your life this past weeked watching it on television, I pity you.

Special Teams What does my real job have me doing?
Laying low, and staying clear of controversy. But I think I’ll be doing some interesting things with organizational development this week. And that will be cool.

4th and very makable Who should retire?
John Paul Stevens is an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Last week, and just shy of his 90th birthday, he advised the President that he was going to retire. At 35 years, his service tenure is fourth longest in the history of the Court. And at age 90, he’ll be the second-oldest justice in the Court’s history behind Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., who retired at the age of 90 years and 10 months.

I’d like to thank Justice Stevens for his service to our country. While I have not studied his complete judicial record, I’m comfortable in stating that I have no quarel with the majority of his decisions.

Except one.

According to a 2009 Wall Street Journal article, Justice Stevens “rendered an opinion on who wrote Shakespeare’s plays”, proclaiming “that … he believes the works ascribed to William Shakespeare actually were written by the 17th earl of Oxford, Edward de Vere.” The article also states that this denial of Shakespeare’s authorship is outside of mainstream academic opinion, and equates it with the Flat Earth Society.

Dudeth, methinks the judge doth speculate without reason.

And the guy who first came up with the case for de Vere was named Looney.

Lagniappe Something extra
Hello! To my relatives in Tennesee.

We haven’t met, but welcome to my blog. I hope you enjoy it.

Drop me a line sometime.

This one could get ugly …

X’s and O’s NFL notes
The NFL is changing the Overtime rules. There has been a lot of grumbling that the loser of the OT coin flip never gets the chance to possess the ball, hence an inordinate amount of importance in winning the coin toss.

The new rule states. “Both teams must have the opportunity to possess the ball once during the extra period, unless the team that receives the opening kickoff scores a touchdown on its initial possession, in which case it is the winner.”

“If the team that possesses the ball first scores a field goal on its initial possession, the other team shall have the opportunity to possess the ball. If that team scores a touchdown on its possession, it is the winner. If the score is tied after both teams have a possession, the team next scoring by any method shall be the winner.”

“If the score is tied at the end of a 15-minute overtime period, or if the overtime period’s initial possession has not ended, another overtime period will begin, and play will continue until a score is made, regardless of how many 15-minute periods are necessary.”

As of now, this rule will take effect in next season’s post-season only, with the prospect of being passed for the regular season when NFL owners meet in Dallas in May.

Glad I could pass along this information.

Ex Libris What am I reading?
Still working on “The Infinity of Lists,” by Umberto Eco.

In the chapter entitled, “The Ineffable,” Eco draws attention to a list of demons, taken from the “Legemeton Clavicula Salomonis (1641), from Pseudomonarchia daemonum by John Weyer (1501-1588), which appeared in the appendices of various editions of his Praestigiss daemonum (1563), from Collin de Plancy’s Dictionnaire infernal (1812), and from other texts on demonology.

Just being able to research and then put together this list, Umberto Eco earns my vote as the smartest man on the planet!

Among those on this list of demons are: Amy, Furfur, Leonardo, Murmur, Otis, Phoenix, Tap, Vine, and Wall. Not sure I’d be afraid of a demon with any one of those names.

Otis, my man.

Adult cartoons Seasonal Sport – Hockey
In a matter of a few weeks, I’ve fallen completely in love with hockey again. It’s such a great game, and the fans are so passionate. I’ve started following several Montreal Canadiens fans on Twitter and have had the opportunity to engage in brief conversations during recent games. The regular season is almost over and I’m following the race to the Stanley Cup playoffs with keen interest. There are only a handful of games left, so next week the “2nd Season” starts.

I won’t say combo platter. What did I cook this week?
From Judith Jones’ “The Pleasures of Cooking for One,” I made Lemony Scaloppini of Pork, with jasmine rice, and steamed asparagus. This meal was prepared in honor of Eric’s birthday.

First Down Upcoming Sporting Event – Soccer
I would consider professional soccer in England as the class of the world. You can make arguments about the caliber of leagues in Spain and France, but really, England is the epitome of the sport.

In England, there are five levels, or leagues – from the top English Premier League to the bottom English Conference.

The most compelling thing about the structure of the leagues is the promotion and regulation aspect. In simplistic terms the idea is that winning one of the top three positions in each league earns a team promotion to the next higher league. Finishing in the bottom three positions gets a team relegated to the next lower league.

My team, the Leicester City Foxes, is currently in a position to make the playoffs to earn promotion from the level two league into the Premiership. The cool thing about this is that if they make it up, then they’ll be on the Fox Soccer Channel, and I’ll actually get a chance to see them play, something I’ve never had the chance to do.

Time Out What did one of my 6 kids do this week that I found remarkable?
By the time this is posted, it will be my son Eric’s 26th birthday. As mentioned above, he and his girlfriend came over for dinner to celebrate.

Happy Birthday, bud.

Second and Short Cycling
The Criterium International race was this past weekend in Corsica. It marked the season’s first time where Alberto Contador and Lance Armstrong competed in the same event.

In Stage 1, Contador was dropped by the leaders to finish 1:12 minutes down while Armstrong fared even worse, crossing the line 4:51 minutes behind. Stage 2 was unremarkable for both, finishing in the middle of the group. Stage 3 was the 7.7k time trial. Contador finished 2nd in 9:52. Armstrong finished 15th, in 10:08. That’s a pretty decent improvement from Armstrong, and as the spring progresses, we need to watch his mountain and time trial efforts to see if he’ll have any chance of seriously competing with Contador in July’s Tour de France.

OctoEchos What music I’m listening to, why and do I like it? Or just music.
I listen to the fantastic New Orleans radio station WWOZ. On a recent blues show, the DJ featured a guy named Colin Lake playing acoustic solo blues and his style was described as “freestyle lap-slide guitar.” I bought his EP “In On time” and have been enjoying both the guitar playing and Mr. Lake’s soulful vocals.

(Don’t worry, Dad, I put a copy of the CD in the mail to you on Monday.)

Man Coverage Pick One Person
Ryan Leaf is an “irresponsible dillweed.” That’s what Peter King, senior NFL writer at Sports Illustrated, called him.

You may recall that Leaf was selected as the second overall pick in the 1998 NFL Draft after Peyton Manning, and many scouts predicted he would be a better pro than Manning.

Leaf’s four-year career was marked by injuries, poor relations with teammates, the media, and poor performance. He is widely regarded as one of the biggest busts in NFL and professional sports history. That alone would earn the dillweed remark.

It was reported on March 25th that Leaf plead guilty to seven counts of obtaining a controlled substance by fraud and one count of delivery of a simulated controlled substance in exchange for 10 years of probation. What sits wrongly with me about this case is that while Leaf was an assistant coach at West Texas A&M he broke into the apartment of a football player, a player that Leaf personally coached, and stole Hydrocodone that had been prescribed in treatment of an injury.

Journalists shouldn’t resort to name calling, but I agree with King, Leaf is a dillweed.

Halftime What exercise did I get this week and how it correlates to a future challenge?
Week 11 of my triathlon training had a few bumps. I got two really great swims in and two decent bike rides. But we had an epic snowstorm mid-week that interrupted my training and I lost out on the run days.

I’m feeling good about where I am with swimming and cycling. And running continues to be my doom.

Third and Long Local Teams
Poor DU.

Rochester Institute of Technology (RIT) scored a 2-1 upset win over Denver at the 2010 NCAA East Regional. RIT net minder Jared DeMichiel was the big difference in this game, making 39 saves as DU outshot RIT, 40-25.

DU’s season ends on a sour note losing its third consecutive game overall and third straight in the NCAA tournament since last claiming the national title in 2005.

Scramble What outdoors activity have I been up to this week?
The pedometer challenge is over. Here are the final results:

1 Guy A 321,097
2 Guy B 264,328
3 Me 244,134
4 Guy D 192,375
5 Guy F 184,389

Meanwhile, I rode my bike 16 miles on Sunday along the Platte River Trail. I got two flats and had supplies on board to fix them both.

Upon Further Review What sport sucks?
I know NASCAR is big money, and I don’t even consider it a worthy event to debate, in terms of sport or non-sport. But you are all a bunch of pansies if you think it’s ok to postpone one of your races because it’s raining.

Too dangerous? Man, I’d pay money to watch a car race in the rain.

The probability of crashes when it’s raining has to rise exponentially.

Isn’t that the primary reason y’all watch NASCAR? Because you hope there is a really cool and horrific crash?

I mean, otherwise, you’re just watching grown men drive around in a circle.

Special Teams What does my real job have me doing?
Compromising. An issue kept coming up over and over from a customer and he wouldn’t let it go. A compromise of sorts was reached which my boss says “keeps our process pure and puts the responsibility on the program if they so choose.” I don’t like a compromise that deviates from law. If the law is bad, change it.

4th and … forget about it Who should retire?
It bothers me that some professional athletes sign one-day contracts with teams so that they can officially retire as “Packers” or “Celtics,” or “Royals.”

Through the course of a professional athlete’s career, he or she starts, and becomes famous and valuable while playing for a “first team.”

Then big money opportunities come along and they decide to leave teams, or the teams determine that the player isn’t worth what they think they are. Players leave the first teams and move on to play for the “Buccaneers,” or “Bucks,” or “Pirates,” for a king’s ransom.

They age, and the second team cuts them, or doesn’t want to re-sign them.

Melancholy sets in, along with a sense of nostalgia, and they get their agent to get the original team to agree to a one-day, no-cost contract so the player can retire with the same team they broke in with.

Hey, mister disingenuous, if you wanted to permanently attach yourself to the original team, the team that gave you the opportunity to be successful, then you should have never left them in the first place.

Greed.

Lagniappe Something extra
I can’t find the right place for this commentary, and it might not even belong here at all. In all honesty, I really don’t like ending this week’s installment this way – on an angry and disturbed note. But I think I want to voice my opinion anyway.

If you’re Catholic, don’t turn your back on this.

Former Pope John Paul II is under consideration for sainthood.

As I understand the process, it takes two miracles for a person to become a saint. The Vatican must confirm that one miracle has occurred due to the intercession of a person, and in doing so this gets you beautified. A second miracle is needed for you to be declared a saint. As a reminder, a miracle is an unexpected event attributed to divine intervention.

It really is none of my business, but not only is it shameful that this process is under consideration amidst the pedophilic episode rife throughout the Roman Catholic Church; I find it very humorous that the miracle submitted in support of JPII’s beatification is under scrutiny and even doubt. (Gasp!)

The case of the miracle is this: The inexplicable cure of a young French nun from Parkinson’s disease. The nun, who suffered from the same disease that ravaged John Paul for years, had prayed to him for relief and one morning two months after John Paul died, woke up completely cured. Can you say misdiagnosis?

You know what would have been a real miracle? The answered prayers of all those children who offered up, “God, please don’t let this happen to me.”

You know who needs to be “beautified and sainted?” Neda Agha-Soltan, the young Iranian woman murdered in the streets of Tehran for taking part in a stance against injustice and tyranny.

Do not paint as righteous some dude who headed the world’s largest sanctioned pedophilic organization for more than 25 years.

With power comes corruption.

Bastards.

Who am I?

Hook ‘em down

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A Fortnight

Yeah. It’s been that long. Sorry.

I made Chicken Pojarski for dinner today. Served with potato and cheese Pierogies and asparagus, it has become one of our favorite special occasion meals. ‘Round these parts, we call it “Donna Chicken.” Long story.

Here’s the deal.

This is a chicken cutlet entree. You could buy chicken breasts and food process them yourself, but it’s much easier and time saving if you can find ground chicken.

Add the meat to the chilled bowl. Season generously with nutmeg, and salt and pepper to taste. Next add melted butter, quantity varies, depending on how many people you are serving. Mix well.

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Return the bowl and mixture to the freezer to chill. You want to be very cold when you shape the cutlets.

I like to do this part the day before the meal, including shaping the cutlets. So while I wait for the mixture to re-chill, this is what I do.

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Next, using 1/2 a cup of the mixture for each cutlet, shape them into kind of a egg or pear shape. Football shape works too.

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I return the cutlets to the refrigerator overnight.

When you’re ready to cook, you’ll need to prepare a dredging station. 1st flour, then lightly beaten egg, then bread crumbs. Dip one cutlet at a time into the flour, then in egg, then in bread crumbs. Press the crumbs gently into the cutlets then chill them until ready to cook. Warning – it’s a messy job!

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Heat additional butter, cut with a little oil, in a large skillet on medium high, and carefully add the cutlets. Saute until golden brown (about 8 minutes) on each side.

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I keep the cutlets warm in the oven while I make a paprika sauce to drizzle over the cutlets and pierogies. I also saute the pierogies in walnut oil.

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And finally serve the dish with steamed asparagus. Snazzy plates optional.

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Hanging Half a Hundred

What a week. I started Monday morning with a 10 mile spin around the neighborhood. Then flew to SJC. Worked Tuesday through Thursday in Sunnyvale. Got a hell of a good spin work out in Tuesday evening at the gym. Didn’t feel so hot the rest of the week, so I bagged my workouts on Wednesday and Thursday.

Denver got a “blizzard” while I was gone. Work and all other stuff was out of whack .

I flew home Friday.

Saturday, I did the grocery shopping, dropped off the laundry, went to work, and went back home. Tami and I went to a birthday party that evening.

Sunday, went to Tim’s and talked about his interview.

Then did a 50 mile bike ride. I hung half a hundred on it.

Later Eric and others came over to celebrate Eric’s 25th birthday.

So …

What it looks like out my airline window on the way to California.

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And this is what my favorite recipe – fish in a bag looks like.
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This is what it looks like for two hours each way on every flight. – iPod, and the puzzle page.
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And this is what Boomer, me, and Eric look like on Eric’s 25th birthday eve.

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